Tuesday, May 15, 2012
on motel/hotel puter. weather awesome. DELL SUXS! pics to come!
Sunday, May 13, 2012
pansypoo is going walkabout up nort for awhile
DIS IZ TEH LOL OLD TESTMENT REEDING
Numbrz 21. vursz 21-35
Numbrz 21. vursz 21-35
Sihon and Og Get PWNED
21 Israel sentz messenjah-kats on2 Sihon bosskat kyng uv Amorites. Tehy askx:
22 "Oh hai! We be guud kittehs. We can haz go acroxx yer contree? We no eatz yer fuud. We no drinx yer watter. We stayz on teh rode. K? Thxbye."
23 Sihon no wuz smart. He wantz catfite! He bringz Amorite soljah-kittehs 2 Jahaz an battlz wit Israel.24 Israel winz! Israel 1 - Amorites 0. Sihon iz sord-stabbz to deth. An Israel taiks ovr Amorite contree, rite to Ammonite bordrz.25 Israel pwns an occupyz all Amorite citees, even Heshbon an suburbz.26 Heshbon wuz sitee of now-dedded Sihon hoo had tuuk land-grouwnd offa teh topcat uv Moab.
27 Histree flashbak - Teh poetz sez "Letz put Heshbon bak togedder.
28 "Sihon had dun left Heshbon and pwned Moab'z kittehs in Ar. Srsly.
29 "Oh Noes, Moab! U R busted up reel guud. Kittehs uv Chernosh. Yur sonz all runz awai. Yu dawters R slaiv-gurls 4 Sihon topkat uv Amorites.
30 "But Israel dun haz winned an bustd up Heshbon and suburbz all teh wai to Dibon, Nophah an Medeba. Busted up reel good."
31 Israel can haz contree an setz up in Amorite-landz.
32 Moses sendz owt spies-cats 2 Jazer, an soon afftr Israel beats up taht area an drivz awai teh Amorites livvin ther. "You goes awai nao!"33 Tehn evriwun is off up teh rode toward Bashan, to meetz wif Bashan topcat Kynge Og. Hee bringz Bashan armee 2 meeting. Thiz meetng iz akchually sword-fite battl.
34 Ceiling Cat sez 2 Moses "Go ahed an fite! I maik yur battle win with teh Amorites. Nao it happenz agen. Doant be skeered. Yu getz to defeet thiz new armee and getz all ther landz an cheezburgrs."
35 So Israel kittehs killx Og an hiz suns an all hiz armee. They winzors all teh landz an stuffs. Yay fur Israel!
DIS IZ TEH LOL NU TESTMENT REEDING
AKXS 4, VURSZ 13-22
AKXS 4, VURSZ 13-22
13 Dey wer impwesed cuz Peter and John wer st00pid kittehs wif no schoolin an dey wer suwpwised dey nu Jebus.14 An becuz teh ex-lamez0r kitteh wuz rite der dey cud do nuttin.15 So dey sen dem awai an INVISIBLE MICROPHONE:16 "D00ds! Wut we gunna do! Everywun saw dis, even witout Teevee bein inventeded yet! We can has fail!17 Oh. I know. We gunna tell dem not to speek in dis naim anymoar!
18 Den dey cawlded dem bak an sed, "J00 newbs dun tawk abut Jebus anymoar."19 But Peter an John hawmoneeusly sed bak, "LOL, who we gunna lissen to, Ceiling Cat or joo? lol!20 We gunna keep tawkin, so yu gunna keep lissenin!"
21 Den duh impowtan kittehs hiss an spit but den dey let em go. An dey cud not think of how to poonish dem becuz dey mad lots ov kittehs happeh! Dey be dansin now! WAI!22 Duh ex-lamez0r kitteh was lik fowty yeers owd! lol
DIS IZ TEH LOL GOSPELL REEDING
Mathuw 19, vusz 1-12
Mathuw 19, vusz 1-12
Divors
1 When Jebus had finishd sayin thees things, He left Galilee an went into teh region ov Judea to teh othr side ov teh Jordan.2 Large crowdz followd Him, an He heald them thar.
3 Sum Fariseez came to Him to test him. Dey askd, "Iz lawful for man to divors him wife for any an evry reason?"
4 "Havnt yu read," He replid, "Dat at teh beginnin teh Creator made them male an female5 an sed, for dis reason man will leef his Fathr an Mommy an be unitd 2 his wife, an teh 2 will become wan flesh.6So they r no longr 2, but wan. Therefore wut Celing Cat has joind togethr, let man not separate.
7 "Y den," they askd, "Did Mosez command dat man giv his wife certificate ov divorce an send her away?"
8 Jebus replid, "Mosez permitted U 2 divorce ur wivez cuz ur hearts wuz hard. But it wuz not dis wai frum teh beginnin."9 "I tell U dat anyone hoo divorcez his wife, except 4 marital unfaithfulnes, an marriez anothr woman commits adultery."
10 Teh disciplez sed 2 Him, "If dis ar teh situashun tween husband an wife, it better not 2 marry."
11 Jebus replid, "Not everyone can accept dis werd, but only dose 2 whom it has been given."12 4 Sum r eunuchs cuz they wuz born dat wai; others wuz made dat wai by doodz; an others has renouncd marriage cuz of teh Kingdom ov Heaven. Teh wan hoo can accept dis shud accept it."
dis b teh werdz ov teh ceeling cat
tnx b too ceeling cat
go eh pees an survz teh ceeling cat
RANDOM 341 OBJECTAntique CAST METAL Victorian OIL LAMP Base VERY HEAVY Hunting Scene STAG & DOG-$107
I’ve puzzled over this wonderfully bold cast metal lamp for a very long time. It’s done in deep relief and weighs 12 lbs. No part of it takes a magnet, so it isn’t cast iron, and it is waytoo heavy for Spelter or white metal. I’d be confident calling it bronze were it not for one little thing, which I’ll get to in a minute.
The “font” lifts out, and its bottom bowl appears to be copper.
Here is the part that has cost me hours of sleep – staying awake nights, tossing and turning, worrying about its composition. See the little drilled hole where someone added an electric switch? If you look inside the little hole, the metal is shiny silver in color. We know it isn’t silver or platinum or white gold, and it is too heavy to be aluminum, so what the devil is it?
Well, for one thing, it’s wonderful. And for another, it’s oozing with potential.
I have a set of books about old lamps. They had never let me down . . . until this rascal came into my life.
This piece could be many things if you think about it. Remove the font, and it’s a footed bowl to fill with fruit. That’s just one example. You’ll think of even better things.
