clock key? or an old trunk?
estate sale tour
old door pull bell ringer
ooh, grand. pad pic.
ANTIQUE 1846 folk art bible BOOKMARK PAGE TURNER preston, CT signed, decorated- $212
Preston, Connecticut covers a lot of ground, but it is sparsely populated. The population today is around 4,700 souls scattered around on their 31 square miles. Back in 1846, when someone with the initials “M. A. S.” carved then paint decorated this rare piece, about 1,800 folks lived in the area. It is just east of Norwich.
DIS IZ TEH LOL OLD TESTMENT REEDING
Dooteronomee sevn, vursz 12-26
12 so if you do dat, den teh Ceiling Cat will luvz you ferever.13 he'll luv youz an blezz youz an give you lotz of womenz to have bbyz wit. an you'll have wine n bread n catnip n stufz.14 basikally even yer animalz will have lotz of bbyz.15 teh Ceiling Cat will be leik COLD MEDS an you'll never git sik. an all teh ppl who hate you will getz real sik.16 you hazta kill all pplz dat aren't lovin' teh Ceiling Cat. or dey'll trap youz.
17 you might be leik "AHH DESE PPLZ HAZ MORE 1337 SKILLZ DEN US. WUT WE DOZ?"18 but dunn be scareded: teh Ceiling Cat will help youz kill dem.19 you rememberz how teh Ceiling Cat saved you from teh bad stuffz, wit teh glitz n glamour. he'll kill yer enemiez wit dat same glitz n glamour.21 dun be scared bcuz i'm not even making dis up, teh Ceiling Cat iz "a great and awesome God". so giv him prpz fer dat.22 teh Ceiling Cat will kill yer enemiez, maybe a bit slowz. he can't kill dem all at once, jeez.23 but teh Ceiling Cat will give dem to youz, an you can do a lot of teh workz too.24 teh Ceiling Cat will give you der 1337-est dudez, an you will wipe der names of teh highscore lists. you'll kill dem.25 der gods pics will burn in teh fiyaz. dun give dem any moneyz, and dun take any eitherz. dat ain't cool.26 dun let one of dem into yer house. make sure you hate demz, an all will be wellz.
DIS IZ TEH LOL NU TESTMENT REEDING
sekund Korintheeanz, vursz 14-18
Do not be yokd wif unbelievers
14 Do not be yokd togethr wif unbelievers. 4 wut do righteousnes an wickednes has in common? Or wut fellowship can light has wif darknes?15 What harmony iz thar tween christ an belial[b]? Wut doez believr has in common wif an unbelievr?16 What agreement iz thar tween teh temple ov ceilin cat an idols? 4 we r teh temple ov teh livin ceilin cat. As ceilin cat has sed: "im gonna liv wif them an walk among them, an im gonna be their ceilin cat, an they will be mah peeps."[c]17 "therefore come out frum them An be separate, sez teh lord. Touch no unclean ting, An im gonna receiv u."[d]18 "im gonna be fathr 2 u, An u will be mah sons an daughters, sez teh lord almighty."[e]
DIS IZ TEH LOL GOSSPELL REEDING
Looke ate, vursz 19-21
A lamp (srsly)
16 "No wun turnz on teh lamp an den putz it in a jar LOL. He putz teh lamp on teh nietstand so evribodi can see.17 Evrithin dat iz hiddn wil get founded.18 If u haz a lot, u wil getz moar. If u duznt hav much, you wil even lose dat LOL."
Jesuss mom an brothrz
19 Jesus'z mom an brothrz comd to see him but cudnt get thru teh croud.20 Sumwun wuz liek "Ur mom an brothrz iz outsied waitin to see u."
21 Jesus wuz all "Enniwun who hearz Ceiling Catz wurdz an obeiz dem iz mai mothr an brothrz."
dis b teh wurdz ov teh ceeling kat
tnx b too ceeling kat
go ehn pees n survz teh ceeling kat