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Saturday, December 01, 2007

 

RANDOM UP NORTH POST

grandma's beastie. i told aunt carla when she asked me if i wanted this, i said she could keep it. i sensed she desired it. plus. i have my own little beastie. sort of like this. and someday it shall be mine i hope.

 

RANDOM MINI UM,......RANT?

so, i hear G9/11 has to buy a plane seat for judi's louis vittals(sp) handbag. i don't know how big this fugly bag is. but if it's bigger than a loaf of bread....
how stupid are rich women?!?
and waz up with the designer name? are names that expensive?

 


SATURDAY SWEATER BLOGGING

i stopped using brown in my quafgans and i had a box of brown. ok. i will make a thick patchwork sweater. extra large, extra think. USED MAYBE A FIFTH of the box. another fixed that.now i have very little left.

Friday, November 30, 2007

 



RANDOM IF ONLY POST

i wish i wish i wish

 
RANDOM WWI BOOK POST

well, i am about 1/4 in and i must say, it is a VERY good read. very well written and he gives delightful descriptions of where he is.
and too much to transcribe, but he talks about the artilery training. 76 guns? and he is watching them and asks a french artillery man what they fear most. assuming it's the guns aimed at them. no, the french man explains it's bad shot. if it bursts to close to the gun or inside the gun. and so gibbons follows the troops and describes the whole thing and then the troops get a bad lot. the first guns shot explodes right out of the gun and wounds the 4 or 5 around it and oh yeah, LANYARD is a word used a lot. one later loses a leg. and using the same so-so lot of shot, the other guns train and fire. some not good, but not as bad, but the fodder still pulls the lanyards.

oh, while on marching for show for pershing, some german planes fly close, but all the troops do their drills. one tells gibbons, 'if we were in danger, they would have said something.'
right?
RIGHT?!?
reading about them having leave and going to a town to relax and his description of the drive is very nice. still only in training mode.

 

FRIDAY ART BLOGGING

Happy Pansy. think i did this one already. i did pissed cosmo. had to do pansy. it is home from denmark tho.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

 

SQUIRREL MENACE!




a victory has been claimed by the military. what a surge!

 

RANDOM HOARD POST

i got the corn can abot 2 years ago i think. very posh east side mansion. fucked up a beautiful house. moded up to death.
but the red owl. that is special! unopened! pristine! $1!!! this is like ebay GOLD i tells ya. some red owl i saw went for $70. BUT IT'S MINE AND EBAY CAN'T HAVE IT! MINE!
if only i knew. i used to go to a red owl as a kid. grandma grandma. buy some spices here!

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

 

help



RANDOM WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

i picked this off the driveway at an estate sale, so whatever it came off of to tell me WHAT it is, is gone. anybody have any idea?

 

RANDOM CLIMATE POST

lovely, greenland's galciers are melting faster too. pansypoo don't do links. google ecoworld or glacial acceleration.

 

59? bonus

if only i had thought of it earlier.

59? minus 1 day more Bush weeks to go
59? -1 day more Bush weeks to go
georgie and condi set up a play-date for peace
the Potempkin photo-ops will never cease
59? -1 day more Bush weeks to go


the peace play-date. all hail the retarded decider.

 

KITTY PORN WEDNESDAY

now, basil is not a threat. although if you rub him too much sometimes he bites. and his tummy is the best side to pet.

 
RANDOM NATURE POST

the snapdragon is still standing tall. the blossoms look a little pekid, but not as bad as you'd think. even the catnip looks worse.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

 

sorry about no toesday












TUESDAY

did some errands. chiropractor, at butcher was behind short stocky biker dude getting a SHITLOAD of meats. if you have to come a long ways, you will stock up on Ray's on Loomis's meat, tried to get roadkill prints, too busy, maybe 3pm, mail ebays,
go to estate sale. estate sale not there on east south side! oh NOES! SOUTH milwaukee. shit. go back home and use up time. ooh, mod houses here???


ooh, look at that fucked up gem.


wasting time, oh look, forest home cemetary is open. so, i drive in. ooh pretty shot!


ooh, looky......oh, what does that one say? wow, that is pretty nice for a railroad man. wonder what he did. 1880's.



more pretty, OH! a tree 'stone' with a baby bear! ok, gotta get out and read that one. ANNIE? this is for annie who died at 42?!? ANNIE?




go down the hill, hmm potter, take closer look. harry? HARRY FUCKING POTTER!!!!! who died in the 1880's. dang. can you imagine what he would think about his namesake.




god this place is HUGE, HEUUUUGE i say! oh, that one is getting close to that tree. i see 27th/layton. is there an exit nearby, don't want to do a left turn onto crazy lincoln ave.


oh, and later get a call from guess who. yep. cute estate guy. well, what shall be shall be. sat. just gotta tell him i can't be his fuck puppet. for many reasons. that and my aunt thinks he's crazy.
so, no estate sales this week. SHOPPING JONESING. yes, i am just a really really cheap shopaholic.

 

ANOTHER DEKA DOWN!

59? &$#% more stupid Bush weeks to go
59? @$# more insane Bush weeks to go
condi and georgie peace talks for legacies.
mid-east talks in annapolis. armaggedon? that's crazee.
59? stupid stupid Bush weeks to go

 

RANDOM PRETTY PIC POST

another sun pic. sunday before thanksgiving.

Monday, November 26, 2007

 

RANDOM PRETTY PIC POST

oct. sundset. time i posted it.

 

RANDOM ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA POST

BUSBECQ, Augier Ghilsende-1522-1592 Flemish diplomatist and traveler. b in Commines, educated at Louvan, paris, venice, bologne and padua. several important employments and negotiations. twice sent by emperor ferdinand to court of soliman II made collection of curious inscription and manuscripts, and on 2nd journey to constantinople, took an artist w/ him to draw rare plants and animals. 1562 returned to vienna and appointed tutor to sons of emperor Maximillian II. wrote discourse of the state of the ottoman empire and relation of his journeys to turkey.

BUSHIRE(AMBUSCHEHR)-town of persia. briish naval porion of persian gulf.

BUSHMEN/BOSJESMANS-saab/saan in native tongue. south african aborigines. allied to hottentots, but different of kaffre or negro.

BUSIRIS-mythical king of egypt. not found in monuments or lists, but mentioned by later greek writers and mythologists. by apollodoms, he was made son of egyptusand an egyptian king, or else son of poseidon and lyssianassa. after 9 years of famine, phrasius, seer of cyprus, came to egypt and announced that the end of the famine would not come til a foreigner was yearly sacrificed to zeus or jupiter.busirus then sacrificed the cypriot prophet. more god blah blah blah heracles bl;ah blah blah.

pic is Busbecq

 

SQUIRREL MENACE!


wants to be friends.

 

RANDOM UP NORTH POST

this is a chest that my grandma refinished. dang, carla is very luckyshe has all grandma's work. i love east lake.

 

MONDAY ROADKLL BLOGGING

deer-Apehsos
this is the first one i did. but he doesn't sell well, so i am going to do another for the sheeple.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

 



RANDOM NATURE PRETTY PICTURE POST

saw this at my mom's house. very subtle. very pretty. hmm, not really fallage tho.

 
RANDOM DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND POST

2331996, ATLAS SHRUGGED: THE ABRIDGED VERSION (with spoilers)
Posted by Orwellian_Ghost on Fri Nov-23-07 02:51 AM
This is making the rounds on the internet:

ATLAS SHRUGGED: THE ABRIDGED VERSION (with spoilers)

AYN RAND
Hello, I'm Ayn Rand. I wrote a novel based on my Objectivist philosophy called The Fountainhead, but I don't think 700 pages was quite enough to get my point across, so I will write the exact same novel, only it will take 1100 pages this time.

READERS
Hey, great.
HEROINE
I'm Dagny Taggart. I am a railroad tycoon, woman-in-a-man's-world, stunningly beautiful heroine. I am the only person capable of running this railroad. I am the only woman in the universe worth a damn. I am also the only woman in the universe with a real job. I am basically the only woman in this novel.

LOVE INTEREST #1
I have worshiped you, the only woman in the universe worth a damn, from afar for my whole life.

HEROINE
That's nice.

LOVE INTEREST #2
I have worshiped you, the only woman in the universe worth a damn, naked on the forest floor. Yet I will nobly step aside in the name of noble idealism, despite the fact that I love you and want you, the only woman in the universe worth a damn, desperately.

HEROINE
Okay.

LOVE INTEREST #3
I worship you, the only woman in the universe worth a damn. Let us have creepy rape fantasy sex now. I will not ask permission to do all these kinky things to you, but luckily you want to be forced into all the kinky things, you dirty bitch.

HEROINE
This is clearly true love! Stick it in me.

ALL
Who is John Galt?

AYN RAND
I am not telling. Instead, please listen to someone pontificate about my Objectivist philosophy for a while.

SOMEONE
(Pontificates)

VILLAINS
There are many of us, but we are all exactly the same. We are caricatures of evil socialists and embodiments of pure evil. Let us create a perfect socialist world order ruled by the inept! We all suck! Socialism sucks! Ha ha!

HEROES
We are all exactly the same. We are noble and perfect and have very angular and insolent faces. We can read each other's minds and the minds of everyone else in this novel, leaving less room for misunderstanding and more room for pontificating. And we are all in love with Dagny Taggart, the only woman in the universe worth a damn.

ALL
Who is John Galt?

VILLAIN
(Threatens hero.)

HERO
(Flips coin)
If it's heads, I will gaze apathetically. If it's tails, I will laugh heartily.

VILLAIN
Although these are the only two things any of you heroes have done for the past 800 pages, I am shocked at this response! How could you! How dare you!?!

HERO
I will now pontificate about Ayn Rand's philosophy. It has been at least 50 pages since you've heard it.

AYN RAND
It is so convenient that all of my heroes are in perfect agreement about my philosophy so that their pontificating is so interchangeable.

ALL
Who is John Galt?

JOHN GALT
Hello. In this, the culmination of all the pontificating, I will explain Ayn Rand's philosophy for a full 57 pages. No, I am not kidding. This one monologue will last for 57 pages. Oh and also, I love Dagny.

DAGNY
I love you too. Man, this is really going to suck for Love Interest #3.

LOVE INTEREST #3
Despite my passionate love for you and enjoyment of our rape sex, and the fact that there is no other woman on earth worth a damn, and the fact that I sacrificed my life's passion on your behalf, and that I spent my entire fortune to get a divorce to be with you, I will now nobly step aside in the name of noble idealism.

DAGNY
Great! I will miss our creepy rape sex. Farewell.

LOVE INTEREST #3
Bye.

READER
Wait, what?

ATLAS
(Shrugs)

THE END

i found this very funny as i only got yo the first page of Atlas Shrugged before i said BULLSHIT and tossed it away.

 

RANDOM HOARD POST

this not mine, but somebody paid over $200 so they could hoard it. some known maker. old. i need to find some good ashtrays.

 

RANDOM UP NORTH POST

another cottage view. in the old cottage there was lots of windows up stairs and downstairs a BIG picture window. THIS window is even bigger! wow! it's still like a tree house. the cottage was built into a hill. 'front door into the 2nd floor; still like that.

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