Sunday, May 13, 2012
DIS IZ TEH LOL NU TESTMENT REEDING
AKXS 4, VURSZ 13-22
AKXS 4, VURSZ 13-22
13 Dey wer impwesed cuz Peter and John wer st00pid kittehs wif no schoolin an dey wer suwpwised dey nu Jebus.14 An becuz teh ex-lamez0r kitteh wuz rite der dey cud do nuttin.15 So dey sen dem awai an INVISIBLE MICROPHONE:16 "D00ds! Wut we gunna do! Everywun saw dis, even witout Teevee bein inventeded yet! We can has fail!17 Oh. I know. We gunna tell dem not to speek in dis naim anymoar!
18 Den dey cawlded dem bak an sed, "J00 newbs dun tawk abut Jebus anymoar."19 But Peter an John hawmoneeusly sed bak, "LOL, who we gunna lissen to, Ceiling Cat or joo? lol!20 We gunna keep tawkin, so yu gunna keep lissenin!"
21 Den duh impowtan kittehs hiss an spit but den dey let em go. An dey cud not think of how to poonish dem becuz dey mad lots ov kittehs happeh! Dey be dansin now! WAI!22 Duh ex-lamez0r kitteh was lik fowty yeers owd! lol