Sunday, May 01, 2016
DIS IZ TEH LOL NU TESTMENT REEDING
Kuloshunz wan, versz 3-14
Kuloshunz wan, versz 3-14
Thanksgiving and Prayer
3 We r alwaiz thankingin teh Ceiling Cat, da dadz ov ourz Bossman Jebus, when weez sayz dis wurds ov prayr 4 ya,4 cos we've ben 'earing ov ur belieff in Jebus 'n 4 thee <3 -="" 4="" all="" haz="" luv="" saints="" span="" u="">5 de fayth and <3 allredy="" b="" bout="" cat="" ceiling="" coming="" da="" dat="" dem="" depot="" fron="" gospilz="" haz="" herd="" hoodz="" hope="" in="" luvz="" n="" ov="" span="" thrught="" u="" up="" ur="" wich="" wordz="">6 dat alrady cum 4 u. (no srsly, wan sentincz!) Evry place herez on diz planit dat gospil iz havin' fruitz and eez growin', jus' like 't haz bin growin' in youz when u heards it and de holy stufz ov teh Ceiling Cat waz in al ov 'tz throuth wit ya.7 Ourzs <3 4="" b="" christ="" epaphras="" faizfull="" he="" it="" luvd="" ov="" span="" teeching="" uas="" uz="" ya="">8 he also toldz uz of urz <3 da="" in="" luv="" span="" spirit.="">
9 So diz b whai, sincz we's heering ov youze, we alwaiz prayz 4 youze 'n askining da Ceiling Cat to givez u skillz ta undehrsthand hiz thingink 'n stufz.10 W iz praing laik diz, so thee live ur laif worthee ov da Bossman 'n maik 'im a happycat in allwaiz: makining edible stufs in evri gud nap, getin' bigr in da thingink and stufz ov teh Ceiling Cat,11 b'ing stronged wif all da base laik he wanz so'z u may haz loong napz 'n pacient wait 4 cheezbrgr, 'n hapi12 givin' thanx to da Dadz whu maik u valid 4 inheritunz ov All Saints 'n deir tunez. (r'ly! wan sentincz!)13 4 He iz da wan who savez uz fron lotz ov darkniss (4 He is Cat and seez) 'n gived us dem ginkdom ov theez Son he <3 luvz="" span="">14 whom wif we haz redempschun, da forgez ov sinz.
