Sunday, May 01, 2016
DEIS IZ TEH LOL GOSSPELL REEDING
Luk 17, vursz 1-10
Luk 17, vursz 1-10
Nottees n Fayths n Workingz, O mai!
1 And Jebus sed to his lolcats, “U will have lots of temtashuns to be nottee n make invisibul errors, but u shudnt b taken uther kittehs down wit u.2 If ur a bad influenz on deh littul kittnz hoo dont b noin bettur, u will b n big, BIG trubul, mistur! Srsly.3 If u no a nottee kitteh hoo sayz he be sorree, u shud b giffin him kisses n makin up.4 Even if de nottee kitteh steelz ur nip seven timz in wun day but keepz giffin it bak and sayin sorree, u shud still be giffin him kisses."
5 Den de lolcats sed, “Jebus, we r still confyusd! sho us how ta git mor fayth, k?”
6 Jebus sed, “If u kittehs be havin even a tinee kibbul of fayth, u can be growin a hole kibbul tree and tellin it wher ta stand!7Haipothetikal kwestshun: if u had a hyred kitteh hooz job it wuz to be doin ur workingz, u expect him to b doin the workinz he wuz hyred for, rite?8 Hyred kitteh getz deh kibbulz after he is dun working, not before.9 In udder wurdz, if he duz ur workingz, then hez just duin what hez suppozd ta do, not anyfing supurr speshul.10 U kittehs r like Ceiling Cat’s hyred workingz kittehs. He expeks u ta b doin workz for him, becuz thatz what u wuz hyred to do!”
dis iz teh wurdz ov teh ceeling kat
tnx b too ceeling kat
go ehn pees n survz teh ceeling kat
