Saturday, January 02, 2016
Seriously, don’t worry about me. As soon as the hardware store opens, I’ll go buy duct tape, then make a paste out of turpentine, hogweed and rabbit droppings – cover it with a piece of rag and duct tape it in place. In a few days I’ll probably be fine unless it gets infected and I lose my thumb. Don’t worry, it was only partly your fault.
