Saturday, January 02, 2016
I’m sure you’ve heard the ignorant old saying that “nothing hurts like a paper cut.” Well, friends, I’m here to tell you that is a bunch of horse pucky. The blade cut deep and long, but that isn’t the worst part. When most normal people cut themselves bad enough to require stitches, they go to a clinic and have some medicine man do it. However, we’re duct tape people – not “go get stitches” people. Wouldn’t you know it – I’m out of duct tape so I’m making do until the hardware store opens and then I’ll treat the wound properly.
