Saturday, November 29, 2014
After you spruce it up, put it on a side table or your coffee table. I guarantee you everyone who comes over will pick it up. When they start to unhook the latch, shout at them: “On Lord no! Don’t open that!”
Naturally, they’ll ask why. That’s when you apologize, take it from their hands, and take it out of the room. When you come back, simply say, “I’m sorry. I didn’t know I left that sitting out.”
