Saturday, June 14, 2014
It could be a Black-throated Rainbow Clam-gargler, a blunt-beaked relative of the Plover, now extinct. Two men by the name of Koch purchased the last two of the species extant four years ago; killed them, sautéed them in moo-cow butter, and ate them between two slices of white bread, thickly drizzled with ketchup - washed down with two tumblers of wine, poured over ice from a $600 bottle of French wine.
Why? Simply because they could, and besides, they were sick and tired of Panda steaks.
