Saturday, November 10, 2012
He is two feet tall and his hair is real. (I read that on the Internet. Please don’t think I knew that without looking it up.) I’m just a simple rancher of sorts. I raise sock monkeys; more specifically, a variety of sock monkey from the mountains of East Nanzkeepoo (the “z” is silent. They are vile creatures. They’re viscous, sarcastic and totally untrustworthy.