Saturday, March 24, 2012
I may as well confess about how I made a fool of myself Saturday, but please understand, I had the best of intensions. I wanted to impress a little widow gal who works the register up at Pink’s Truck Stop – not for the reason you’re thinking. I just wanted to boost my self esteem a little.
As I’ve matured, my middle section has grown out over my belt, and it sags down covering my belt buckle. Well . . . have you heard of that underwear they call “S p a n x?” I’m sure you have. Seems like everyone is wearing them to pull in their bellies. I went to the store and bought two pair.
