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I had to put in an image with my old tomato soup can so’s not to confuse people who are accustomed to seeing it with most everything I offer. Since I used one of those “Save the Polar Bear” cans, I was afraid they’d get dizzy and fall. I heard on the news the other night a statement that almost made me throw my remote at the TV. The talking head said, “People are OUTRAGED by the new can.” Outraged? Really? That is nearly as ridiculous as someone saying “nothing hurts like a paper cut.” When I hear it, my gut reaction is sucker-punch them in the lips. “How does THAT compare to your paper cut? Ever had a kidney stone?”