Sunday, November 22, 2009
DIS IZ TEH LOL GOSPELL REEDING
Looke 18 vursz 35-43
Blind Allee Kitteh Gets Seein Bak!
35 Jebus n his Lolcats wuz neer Jeriko n a blind allee kitteh wuz diggin’ in de trash 4 sum foodz.36 He cudnt see what wuz goin on, but he herd a lot of noyz. He askd de seein kittehs, “Wtf?”37 Dey sed, “Itz Jebus walkn by, kthx!”38 Den blind allee kitteh den meowd, “Jebus, plz hep me!”39 Sum kitteez hoo wuz in deh Jebus parade tode allee kitteh to shut up. But allee kitteh onlee meowd lowder, “Jebus, have mersee!!!1!”40 Jebus stoppd deh parade and sed for deh allee kitteh to come over 2 him. Jebus askd him,41 ”Wat u be needn, alleh kitteh?” Deh blind kitteh sed, “Jebus, I want 2 see, plz, kthx?”42 Jebus sed to him, “Ta da! All fixd! Ur fayth made u bettr!!1!”43 N deh alleh kitteh wuznt blind no more! He wuz so happee he joynd deh parade, prayzin Ceiling Cat. And deh udder kittehs wuz all impressd 2.
dis b teh werdz ov teh ceeling cat
tnx b too ceeling cat
go ehn pees an survz teh ceeling cat
Looke 18 vursz 35-43
Blind Allee Kitteh Gets Seein Bak!
35 Jebus n his Lolcats wuz neer Jeriko n a blind allee kitteh wuz diggin’ in de trash 4 sum foodz.36 He cudnt see what wuz goin on, but he herd a lot of noyz. He askd de seein kittehs, “Wtf?”37 Dey sed, “Itz Jebus walkn by, kthx!”38 Den blind allee kitteh den meowd, “Jebus, plz hep me!”39 Sum kitteez hoo wuz in deh Jebus parade tode allee kitteh to shut up. But allee kitteh onlee meowd lowder, “Jebus, have mersee!!!1!”40 Jebus stoppd deh parade and sed for deh allee kitteh to come over 2 him. Jebus askd him,41 ”Wat u be needn, alleh kitteh?” Deh blind kitteh sed, “Jebus, I want 2 see, plz, kthx?”42 Jebus sed to him, “Ta da! All fixd! Ur fayth made u bettr!!1!”43 N deh alleh kitteh wuznt blind no more! He wuz so happee he joynd deh parade, prayzin Ceiling Cat. And deh udder kittehs wuz all impressd 2.
dis b teh werdz ov teh ceeling cat
tnx b too ceeling cat
go ehn pees an survz teh ceeling cat
