pansypoo's personal rant page.

There was a grade school teacher who had one kid in her class that she was always afraid to call on because he had a filthy mouth. One day she was working her way through the alphabet, and for every letter he had his hand in the air. At each point, she would think A - he'll say ass, B - bastard, C - cock, ... and call on someone else. She knew she would have to call on him eventually and felt safe when they got to R. What does the letter R stand for?
"R is for rabbit, Teacher. A biig fuuckking rabbit."
 

ha! we have more than one big fucking rabbit that has been POOPING all over the yard. what are they EATING??? and why is our yard the bathroom?