Sunday, March 02, 2008
RANDOM POLITICS POST
stolen from comments at attaturk's place.
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George Washington: threw a silver dollar across the Potomac River.
George W. Bush: threw a trillion dollars across the Tigris. Then another trillion across the Euprates.
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George Washington: admitted chopping down the cherry tree because he “could not tell a lie”.
George W. Bush: wouldn’t admit cherry-picking intelligence accusing Iraq of having WMD’s. Accused of lying, Little Georgie admitted to “sixteen words”.
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George Washington: “First in war, first in peace, first in the hearts of his countrymen.”
George W. Bush: “First in the Texas Air National Guard, first to disturb the peace, first to achieve nineteen percent popularity rating in the hearts of his countrymen.”
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George Washington: personally led his troops in a boat across the Delaware in midnight attack on mercenary soldiers.
George W. Bush: personally wore a flight suit on a boat for photo-op beneath “Mission Accomplished” banner. Personally sends mercenary soldiers to fight country’s wars.
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George Washington: “the president on the dollar”.
George W. Bush: “the president who sank the dollar”.
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White Male, Jew of Liberal Fas | 03.01.08 - 10:05 am | #
stolen from comments at attaturk's place.
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George Washington: threw a silver dollar across the Potomac River.
George W. Bush: threw a trillion dollars across the Tigris. Then another trillion across the Euprates.
****************
George Washington: admitted chopping down the cherry tree because he “could not tell a lie”.
George W. Bush: wouldn’t admit cherry-picking intelligence accusing Iraq of having WMD’s. Accused of lying, Little Georgie admitted to “sixteen words”.
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George Washington: “First in war, first in peace, first in the hearts of his countrymen.”
George W. Bush: “First in the Texas Air National Guard, first to disturb the peace, first to achieve nineteen percent popularity rating in the hearts of his countrymen.”
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George Washington: personally led his troops in a boat across the Delaware in midnight attack on mercenary soldiers.
George W. Bush: personally wore a flight suit on a boat for photo-op beneath “Mission Accomplished” banner. Personally sends mercenary soldiers to fight country’s wars.
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George Washington: “the president on the dollar”.
George W. Bush: “the president who sank the dollar”.
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White Male, Jew of Liberal Fas | 03.01.08 - 10:05 am | #
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There you go, just passing along rumors.
Historians argue that: The Potomac is a mile wide; it was the Rappahannock. The object was actually reported as a piece of clay the size of a silver dollar. The man was too smart to waste a dollar.
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Historians argue that: The Potomac is a mile wide; it was the Rappahannock. The object was actually reported as a piece of clay the size of a silver dollar. The man was too smart to waste a dollar.
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