Sunday, February 03, 2008
TEH LOL GOSPELL REEDING
Mathuw 8-
Lep0rz D00d
1 he liek com from teh motans wit ppl 2 lepor waz liek "k fix me plz"!!!! 3 jesus waz liek "kthx n fixed him" lol 4 "but liek keep it secret kthxbye" n he gtg
[edit]The fayf of teh centyooreean
5 When Jesus enterd Capernawn, he wuz alred gettin buggd lol! 6 He ses "Jesos me slav0rz is dyinz!" 7 Jesus ses "I can has fix" 8 He ses "Jesos u iz too pwnage, donts deserv u" 9 "I iz pwnage maself, I ses go n dey go. I say comez n dey comez. I ses to slav0rz get me cooky he den gets me cooky" 10 Jesos was liek "0mG no wAyS!!!! U hav mor fayf thn ppl of isrel!" 11 "Pplz will com 4rm est n wst n will cmes 2 feast wit abrahaam, Isac n Jake in da kingdom ov ceiling" 12 "Bt pplz will b kickd into dark lol wher ppl wil cry witout cheezburger" 13 Jesos then ses "U gtg I go fix ppl" n he did.Jesus fixes ppl
14 Jesus wentz to Peterz n iz mudda in law was dyingz 15 He tooched er n he gots it insted lol so she gave him cooky n lukd after him 16 Nite time ppl posesd cames to Jesus n he told off demonz n dey left n he tuk ther illneses 17 He wuz listenin to Isaiah: "He tuk ma poolyness, n cary ma disees"
[edit]Jesus chalenjz teh krowd
18 Jesus seed a krowd comin n sed, "OMG! We go to ova sid ov lake kwik, k?" 19 Lawyer cat apeerz n sez: "O hai, teechur cat! I can followz u?" 20 Jesus sez: "Doggehs haz sofas, burdiez haz nests, but see? Invisible bed 4 meh!" 21 Otha dissypel cat sez: "I can followz you! But I can clean meh litter box first, k?" 22 But Jesus sez: "U let ur p00p cleanz itself."
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Jesus Alm!ghty
23 Wen Jesus wuz in a b0at wit his dissypels, 24 A drunk wild st0rm came and started pwning teh b0at. Jesus wuz getting sum Z's, 25 so his dissypels woke him up, and were all like, "D00d, teh ship is sinking! We r goin 2 get wet, DO NOT WANT!!!" {{Verse| 26= So Jesus sai, "Joo get me up for this?! Joo are n00bs with no fayf!" So Jesus told the st0rm to stfu so he could get some more Z's. 27 Teh men in teh boat wer all like, "Wtf wuz taht? He's totaly 133t."
[edit]M0RTAL K0MBAT!!!1! with teh Demon pplz!!
28 Jesus finally reached land, so he eated a cooky Ceiling Cat had maded him. He walked down a road to Gadara, and two mens wif demons in them jumped in front of him. And they wer tuff cuz they pwnd evry1. 29 Then they shouted, "Jesus, almighy 133t, wat do you want with us?! Have you come to totally own us?" 30 And there wer sum piggys eatin. 31 So teh demons sai, "If yu must pwn us, plz put us in teh piggys!" 32 Jesus tolded them to begone, an teh demons tookded over teh piggys. Teh piggys then became suicidal an jumped in teh lake. 33 Teh pplz watchin teh piggys cud not keep ther mouths shut, and tolded evry1 wat Jesus did. 34 An all teh pplz wer scared ov Jesus, so they maded him leeve without his cheezeburgers.
go en peece an serfs teh ceiling cat
Mathuw 8-
Lep0rz D00d
1 he liek com from teh motans wit ppl 2 lepor waz liek "k fix me plz"!!!! 3 jesus waz liek "kthx n fixed him" lol 4 "but liek keep it secret kthxbye" n he gtg
[edit]The fayf of teh centyooreean
5 When Jesus enterd Capernawn, he wuz alred gettin buggd lol! 6 He ses "Jesos me slav0rz is dyinz!" 7 Jesus ses "I can has fix" 8 He ses "Jesos u iz too pwnage, donts deserv u" 9 "I iz pwnage maself, I ses go n dey go. I say comez n dey comez. I ses to slav0rz get me cooky he den gets me cooky" 10 Jesos was liek "0mG no wAyS!!!! U hav mor fayf thn ppl of isrel!" 11 "Pplz will com 4rm est n wst n will cmes 2 feast wit abrahaam, Isac n Jake in da kingdom ov ceiling" 12 "Bt pplz will b kickd into dark lol wher ppl wil cry witout cheezburger" 13 Jesos then ses "U gtg I go fix ppl" n he did.Jesus fixes ppl
14 Jesus wentz to Peterz n iz mudda in law was dyingz 15 He tooched er n he gots it insted lol so she gave him cooky n lukd after him 16 Nite time ppl posesd cames to Jesus n he told off demonz n dey left n he tuk ther illneses 17 He wuz listenin to Isaiah: "He tuk ma poolyness, n cary ma disees"
[edit]Jesus chalenjz teh krowd
18 Jesus seed a krowd comin n sed, "OMG! We go to ova sid ov lake kwik, k?" 19 Lawyer cat apeerz n sez: "O hai, teechur cat! I can followz u?" 20 Jesus sez: "Doggehs haz sofas, burdiez haz nests, but see? Invisible bed 4 meh!" 21 Otha dissypel cat sez: "I can followz you! But I can clean meh litter box first, k?" 22 But Jesus sez: "U let ur p00p cleanz itself."
[edit]
Jesus Alm!ghty
23 Wen Jesus wuz in a b0at wit his dissypels, 24 A drunk wild st0rm came and started pwning teh b0at. Jesus wuz getting sum Z's, 25 so his dissypels woke him up, and were all like, "D00d, teh ship is sinking! We r goin 2 get wet, DO NOT WANT!!!" {{Verse| 26= So Jesus sai, "Joo get me up for this?! Joo are n00bs with no fayf!" So Jesus told the st0rm to stfu so he could get some more Z's. 27 Teh men in teh boat wer all like, "Wtf wuz taht? He's totaly 133t."
[edit]M0RTAL K0MBAT!!!1! with teh Demon pplz!!
28 Jesus finally reached land, so he eated a cooky Ceiling Cat had maded him. He walked down a road to Gadara, and two mens wif demons in them jumped in front of him. And they wer tuff cuz they pwnd evry1. 29 Then they shouted, "Jesus, almighy 133t, wat do you want with us?! Have you come to totally own us?" 30 And there wer sum piggys eatin. 31 So teh demons sai, "If yu must pwn us, plz put us in teh piggys!" 32 Jesus tolded them to begone, an teh demons tookded over teh piggys. Teh piggys then became suicidal an jumped in teh lake. 33 Teh pplz watchin teh piggys cud not keep ther mouths shut, and tolded evry1 wat Jesus did. 34 An all teh pplz wer scared ov Jesus, so they maded him leeve without his cheezeburgers.
go en peece an serfs teh ceiling cat
