Sunday, April 22, 2007
RANDOM NATURE POST-no humans were harmed for this post
ok, in the downstairs bathroom. sitting on the toilet, you face the bathtub, to the right is the window and the fucking 50's radiator which comes out about 3". in the corner is the bottom of a broken lamp keith was going to throw awa. i put used matches on it. or incense, or candles. voltives always break on me. about 3" from that is a silver candle stick i got at an estate sale. 2 or so spiders have built a cob web complex in that corner. i am not fond of spiders, but i appreciate they kill ugs. ooh, i have found cobwebds filed with fucking ants in the livingroom. well, i am quite sure those spiders are awefully starving. i never see anything they might eat in there. well, tonight, before watching PBS's Bleak House, i spot a large ant. i am GONNA feed the spiders cause i hate those big ants. so, using paper, i fling the ant into the web, damned ant gets out. so i procede to fling him in, escape, fling, escape, fling, getting peeved, i flick him with my finger. the 2 spiders are ware meat is coming and going. but amazingly they aren't quick enough. but finally i get that fucking ant in a thick patch of web and the spider gets to him before the ant can escape. and the spider trusses that ant up toot sweet. when i checked later, i think he was sucking the ants juices off. well, not sure if it was a he. couldn't see if it had 'peddy paups' (sp?). too much PBS as a kid. amaing i still remember that. i fell i may feed the corner spiders some more. i can't think of keith. fucking PMS.
i suppose bleak house didn't help.
ok, in the downstairs bathroom. sitting on the toilet, you face the bathtub, to the right is the window and the fucking 50's radiator which comes out about 3". in the corner is the bottom of a broken lamp keith was going to throw awa. i put used matches on it. or incense, or candles. voltives always break on me. about 3" from that is a silver candle stick i got at an estate sale. 2 or so spiders have built a cob web complex in that corner. i am not fond of spiders, but i appreciate they kill ugs. ooh, i have found cobwebds filed with fucking ants in the livingroom. well, i am quite sure those spiders are awefully starving. i never see anything they might eat in there. well, tonight, before watching PBS's Bleak House, i spot a large ant. i am GONNA feed the spiders cause i hate those big ants. so, using paper, i fling the ant into the web, damned ant gets out. so i procede to fling him in, escape, fling, escape, fling, getting peeved, i flick him with my finger. the 2 spiders are ware meat is coming and going. but amazingly they aren't quick enough. but finally i get that fucking ant in a thick patch of web and the spider gets to him before the ant can escape. and the spider trusses that ant up toot sweet. when i checked later, i think he was sucking the ants juices off. well, not sure if it was a he. couldn't see if it had 'peddy paups' (sp?). too much PBS as a kid. amaing i still remember that. i fell i may feed the corner spiders some more. i can't think of keith. fucking PMS.
i suppose bleak house didn't help.
