Monday, January 08, 2007
RANDOM AUNTIE POST and the squirrel 'menace'
mom is a fucking virgo. must martyr. must visit auntie. brother went to badger game in FL and brought back cold. i have to go.
sigh. I AM A PISCES! i wanna escape.
well. sat and read paper and looked out window on auntie's yard with 2 big honey locusts. 1st, 1 suirrel. bit later, 2 more squirrel at the back of the yard under the pines. hmm, looks kinda frisky over there. mating? when is squirrel mating season? read some more. OK, FOUR squirrels in the couth locust tree. oh dear. it's getting XXX up there. ooh, squirrel swapping. oh my. oh my.
this summer should be squirreliscious.
god i wish i had a video camera. it woulda been youtube gold!
and auntie spilled some more blogging bonmots.
'a wish in the hand and poop(scheis)in the other. a saying her grandfather would say in german. auntie was born in 1911, so grandpa was born mid-1800's. i guess 'shit happens' is a very old concept.
mom is a fucking virgo. must martyr. must visit auntie. brother went to badger game in FL and brought back cold. i have to go.
sigh. I AM A PISCES! i wanna escape.
well. sat and read paper and looked out window on auntie's yard with 2 big honey locusts. 1st, 1 suirrel. bit later, 2 more squirrel at the back of the yard under the pines. hmm, looks kinda frisky over there. mating? when is squirrel mating season? read some more. OK, FOUR squirrels in the couth locust tree. oh dear. it's getting XXX up there. ooh, squirrel swapping. oh my. oh my.
this summer should be squirreliscious.
god i wish i had a video camera. it woulda been youtube gold!
and auntie spilled some more blogging bonmots.
'a wish in the hand and poop(scheis)in the other. a saying her grandfather would say in german. auntie was born in 1911, so grandpa was born mid-1800's. i guess 'shit happens' is a very old concept.
