pansypoo's personal rant page.

jeepers, when i had my cat pansy get Gevalia coffee, i could never imagine the junk mail she would get. wine tasting clubs, cuisine clubs, gardening clubs, and resort enticements. pansy gets all the high end stuff. but yesterday topped EVERYTHING.
pansy has been invited to get a sex adult product catalogue.
VIDEOS,LOTIONS,TOYS,LINGERIE, AND MORE!!!

i don't think my cat needs a dildo, but i am seriously thinking of getting it for the humor i might get.