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Sunday, August 13, 2017

 
DIS IZ TEH LOL GOSSPELL  REEDING

Jahn fiften, verse 1-14

Jesus give kittehs cheezburgerz 
1 “No gots to wori, k? Yu trusts Ceiling Cat, trust also meh.2 Ceiling Cat’s housez got many sofehz, Kitteh wud no lie! I go to fix yu sofeh, k?3 I wants to have partee wif yu.4 I do go catwalk; yu knowz catwalk too.”5Thomcat sez, ‘We not knoe wher yu walkses, how we do knoe teh catwalk?”6 Jebus saiz, “oh hai. I iz teh whey n twuf n teh laif. no wun can has walkin da catwalk wif Ceiling Cat wifout me. srsly.”7 “If yu knowz Me, yu knowz Ceiling Cat. Yu seen me, yu seen Ceiling Cat.”8 Philippus sed, “Yu showez us Ceiling Cat, den we bez happycatz.”9 Jebus saiz, “Scuse me? Yu iz not knowin me? Yu seez me, yu seez Ceiling Cat. Wai yu not getz it?10 I iz curld up insaid Ceiling Cat an Ceiling Cat is curld up insaid meh. Ceiling Cat iz talkin and workin when I iz talkin and workin.11 Doent ual c mirakllz? If yu canneh bleiv mah wordz yu can still bliev mirakllz.12 Kitteh wud no lie! An gess wat. I haz rly gud deel fr yuz. Yuz can do same stuff Iz doin wit powr ov Ceiling Cat. BTW, yuz can do evn bettr stuf coz I goin brb to Ceiling Cat.13 Wen I goez bak to Ceiling Cat, yu say "In Jebus' name" an I do all stufs fr yu! Den Ceiling Cat getz all praise from all kittehs!14 Aks me nefin! Den I doez it. I doez it fr yu.”

dis iz teh word ov teh ceeling kat
tnx b too ceeling kat
go ehn pees n survey teh ceeling kat

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