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Sunday, August 06, 2017

 
DIS IZ TEH LOL OLD TESTMENT REEDING

Jugjess tn, vursz 1-5

Tola
1 Afetr teh timez of Abimelech a d00d of Issachar, Tola, who wuz teh kiddie of Puah, who wuz teh kiddie of Dodo, who wuz a burdie (datz kinda weerd), roes ta saev Israel. Him livd in Shamir, in teh hill cuntree of Ephraim.2 Him wuz leedin Israel twenny-free yeerz; tehn him wuz all ded, and wuz berried in Shamir, prolly wif his favrit skratshin post.
Jair
3 Him wuz foloed bah Jair of Gilead, who wuz leedin Israel twenny-too yeerz.4 Him wuz havin firtee kiddies, who wuz ridin firtee hee-hawz. Tehy wuz pwnin firtee townz in Gilead, n eevn to dis dai tehy iz calld Havvoth Jair (weerd naemz, but whatevz).5 Wehn Jair wuz all ded, him wuz berried in Kamon, prolly wif his favrit skratshin post an mebbe eevn a treet or too.

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