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{{verse |8=Bai fayth abrahamb (membr from loooooong tym go u gota listen srsly d000d.) obodieds wen him was called to go to a pleace that him was to getz as a preznt (PREZNTS!, FTW!!111!!!!!!1111`1!111111!!!!!!!. SRSLY) he wentz oyt n0t noin where he was gon to be goin. |9=N wen abrahamb goed tu teh plaice Ceiling Cat tole he tu goe, him didz liev in uva bruva's tentz leik a vistur cat, srsly, n' so didz abrahamb's chldruns and chldrun's childruns |10= cuz he wnted mor preznts lik a real big citi with lotz and lotz of cheezbrgrs mad bai Ceilin Cat himself. |11=Bai fayth abrahamb (evn tho he wuz super old, srsly) n sara (she wuz old 2 n no culd haz bebes) bcam papa n mama cats to littl kittehs cuz he trsted Ceiling cat n has faif. |12=So cuz ov faif n all dis stuff, lotz n lotz o kittehs com from papa cat abrahamb, liek if I try 2 count starz or teh sand (srsly, a lot). |13=All dees kittehs had fayth whn dey wnt to c Cailing Cat. Evn tho dey no had de cheezbrgrs prmsd 2 dem, dey wer happi dey saw cheezbrgrs from far. Dey nu dey wer UFO kittehs n not "urf kittehs." |14=Kittehs hoo say tings liek dis r lukin 4 nu place wif lotz n lotz ov cheezbrgrs de can haz all 2 demselfs. |15=If dey had thot of de land dey lft, de culdd hav gon bak, (evn tho dey no had cheezbrgrs). |16=But evn betr, dey wnted 2 be in teh cuntri of Ceiling cat wif lotz ov cheezbrgers (magik cheezbrgrs frm Ceiling Cat even, srsly). So Ceiling Cat happi kittehs call him Ceiling Cat. He even maked real big citi jst 4 dems.