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Sunday, July 16, 2017

 
DIS IZ TEH LOL OLD TESTMENT REEDING

Jugjess ate, verse 22-35

and teh Israelites sed u rool dood srsly B owr King plz k?
22 an teh israelites sed "u pwned, u b king plz k? an den ur kittehs an dere kittehs k?"
23 he sai no, onlee Ceiling Cat can has b king, srsly.
24 but he sed plz do gives me all moneys from ur N emees. I wantz teh blings dems had, k?25 dey wer all leik totally her u go k. an gav all teh bling.26 it was liek rly hevi. Gideon taek an also comfy cloves too.
27 but o noes, Gideon maek stachoo frum eht bling an isreal worshp it.28 but midianites wuz subdood NE wai and der was harmonee in isreal for Gideons lief NE wai,29 an Jerubball crashd on Gideons sofa.
an Gideon gose Blargh 
30 Gideon can has lots wivs and hooj littrz.31 evn wun at shechem, her has boi naem Abimelech.32Gideon wuz rly old and dyed blargh. an wuz berried at Ophrah (not Oprah, k).
33 an peeps maekd lots stachooz ov baal an stuffs leik befoar34 an totally fourgotd Ceiling Cat35 an wuz even meen to Gideons fambley.

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