Sunday, July 02, 2017
DIS IZ TEH LOL OLD TESTMENT REEDING
Jugjesz sebn verse 13-28
Jugjesz sebn verse 13-28
13 Gideon errived jus az a min waz tellin' hiz frend a dreem. He sed, "I dreemt of a round lofe of bread that was reeli meen and nokked ovr mi tent."
14 Hiz frend sed bak, "Diz can onli b den sword of Gideon, son of a guy wif a funneh name, teh Israelite. Ceiling Cat haz given Midianites n hoel camf ento hiz handz.
15 Wen Gideon herd diz dreem n wut it wuz sposed 2 meen, he worsheped Ceiling Cat. He went bak 2 hiz own camf and told evr1, "wake da ehf up, cuz Ceiling Cat haz given teh Midianite camf to us!"16 Dvidin teh minz ento three companiz, he gaev dem all trumpetz n empti jarz wif torchez nside, wich maed dem notso empti nemoar.
17 "Watch me," he sed 2 dem. "Follow mi leed. Wen I get 2 edg of camf do exakly az i do."18 "Wen me n da guyz wif me blow our trumpetz, den yu guyz do it 2 and shout '4 Ceiling Cat n 4 myspace.com/Gideon' lolz i needz moar frendz der."
19 Gideon n hiz minz reeched edg of camf jus after guards changd shifts. Dey blu der trumpetz n broek teh jarz dat were in der hands.20 Dey blu trumpetz n smashd jarz (mebbe dey need angr manigmint?) and holded der torchez in lef hand. Hold trumpetz in riet. Dey shouted 'A sword 4 Ceiling Cat n a 4 myspace.com/Gideon!"21 Wile each min held der spot round teh camf, teh Midianitez runned away. N dey cryd out, too.
22 Wen teh three handred trumpetz sounded, Ceiling Cat cuzed min thru out teh camf 2 turn on each udder wif der swords. Teh army runned away sum moar cuz dey were scurred.23 Israelitez frum a few diffrnt plaecz were called out to go after teh wimpfy Midianitez.24 Gideon cent IMz to pplz in Ephraim saying, "Oh hai. Midianitez comin. Mebbe yu shuld seize watrs o' Jordan ahed of dem?"25 Also, dey capchured 2 Midianite leederz n kild dem. Den dey brought hedz of leederz to Gideon.
