Sunday, July 09, 2017
DIS IZ TEH LOL OLD TESMNT REEDING
Jugjesz ate, verse 1-21
Jugjesz ate, verse 1-21
1 Teh Ephraim kittehs sez "U dint called us to fite wif da Kittianites so we no liek u enny moar kthx"2 An he wuz liek "WTF? u rockzorz! Teh cookies u hackd up iz better den r bestest cheezburgerz.3 U gotz deh pimp kittehs Orb n Zeeb so wtfbbq??!!!111oneone". Den dey wuz kewl wid it.
Gideon PWNz Midianites
4 Then teh r0x0r kitteh Gideon, an teh ovr kittens liek went ovr to der an liek got sleepy an stuf.5 Gideon wuz liek: "give liek bred an stuf to mai kit3ns. dem be tyred lulz".6 an the Succothinite kittens were liek: "Gideon kitteh, why shud we help u!?!?"7 Gideon was like: "k w/e, ai cum bak an pwns u layterz, srsly.
8 Then teh Gideon kittehs went to ovr peeps and sed "giv us mice kthx!" but dems sed no too.9 an Giden sed "nex tiem ai c u ai nokk down ur wall, srsly."
10 Zebah an Zalmunna was in karkor wif hol lots doods, but most from dems was alredee teh ded akshully.11 an Gideon went SURPRISE MORTAL COMBATT12 an evryone freekd owt, srsly, and Gideon putted Zebah an Zalmunna in caej.
15 Gideon went to topcats an sed "u thot ai wuz noob an not gives fud, nao luk k, cuz ai can has pwned Zebah an Zalmunna NEwai."16 an pwned dems.17 an den pwned ovr doods hoo not halpd too.
