DIS IZ TEH LOL GOSPPELL REEDING
Jahn nin, vursz 24-38
24 Den again calld they teh man dat wuz blind, an sed unto him, giv Ceilin Cat teh praize: we knoe dat dis man iz sinnr.25 He anzwerd an sed, whethr he be sinnr or no, I knoe not: wan ting I knoe, dat, I wuz blind, nao I C. Word.
1 Persitent tey waz, "Watz he done to u? How canz u now C?" 2 " I haz already told u. Happy Cat alowed to see. Wuld u liek to folow us?" 3 " No. We wif Moses. Ur teh one wif him. 4 We nowz that Ceilin Cat speeked wif Moses, not him." 5 "WTF. He opnz my eyz, and yet u don't know wear he comez from. Idiots. 6 Ceilin Cat doozn't hear sinnerz. He hearz thoz tat dooz gud. 7 No onz ever givn sight to thoz who never could C. 8 If he iz not from Ceilin Cat, tehn where iz he from." 9 "WTF! U waz sinful frum birf, an u tellz us howz to lives!" An wif tat tehy sent him away. 10 Jebus herd of tis an went luking fur teh min. When he waz found Jedus asked " Doz u beilivs in teh Son of Man?" 11 He sayz, " Who iz he, so tat i can beilevs in him?" 12 " Uz seen him. U speek wif him now." 13 " I bewieves. I bewieves." 14 Tehn Jebus sayz: "I iz here to make teh sightless C, an thoz who can C sightless." 15 Som of teh Fariseez hearz him an sayz," Wez not blind, right." 16 Jebus sayz: "If uz blind, there iz no sin. 'But we seez,' you sayz, and tat not gud." No cheezburgrz fur u if u can haz C.
dis iz teh word ov teh ceeling kat
lynx b too ceeling kat
go ehn pees n survey teh ceeling kat