Sunday, April 16, 2017
DIS IZ TEH LOL NU TESTMENT REEDING
Heebruwz wan, verse 5-14
5 Cuz teh Ceiling Cat sez, "UR mah kitteh! srsly!" Celeing Cat never telld dis to teh anjuls. He only sez dis to his king kitteh on teh earthz, fer realz.6 Furdermorz, when Ceiling Cat brungded his bestest to from teh Ceilings to teh urfz, hez all likes, "Yo anjulz! Dis mah kitteh! Yoos worship mah kitteh! Thnx."7 N wen Ceiling Cat takz bowt teh anjulz, he sez, "He maeks da anjulz speeritz n maeks da preests flaems of fier."8 But 2 Jeezus he sez "Yu getz teh Ceiling Chair for eva and eva n u ken rool wit rite-ness.9 An u luvz teh rite-ness n haetz teh 3vilz, so Ceiling Cat maed u da king ova all teh othr kittehs."10 An he sez "U makeded teh heavenz n teh urfz wit ur own handz.11 Dey will dai, but u wil not, an dey will gets old lyk a clothes.12 Yu will fold dem up lyk a clothes n chaeng dem, but u will bee teh saem."13 But Ceiling Cat nevr sed 2 da anjulz "U can sit nekst to me an all ur enameez will bee ur futstool."14 Da anjulz ar just sent owt to help teh peepl hoo will be saevd
Heebruwz wan, verse 5-14
5 Cuz teh Ceiling Cat sez, "UR mah kitteh! srsly!" Celeing Cat never telld dis to teh anjuls. He only sez dis to his king kitteh on teh earthz, fer realz.6 Furdermorz, when Ceiling Cat brungded his bestest to from teh Ceilings to teh urfz, hez all likes, "Yo anjulz! Dis mah kitteh! Yoos worship mah kitteh! Thnx."7 N wen Ceiling Cat takz bowt teh anjulz, he sez, "He maeks da anjulz speeritz n maeks da preests flaems of fier."8 But 2 Jeezus he sez "Yu getz teh Ceiling Chair for eva and eva n u ken rool wit rite-ness.9 An u luvz teh rite-ness n haetz teh 3vilz, so Ceiling Cat maed u da king ova all teh othr kittehs."10 An he sez "U makeded teh heavenz n teh urfz wit ur own handz.11 Dey will dai, but u wil not, an dey will gets old lyk a clothes.12 Yu will fold dem up lyk a clothes n chaeng dem, but u will bee teh saem."13 But Ceiling Cat nevr sed 2 da anjulz "U can sit nekst to me an all ur enameez will bee ur futstool."14 Da anjulz ar just sent owt to help teh peepl hoo will be saevd
