Sunday, March 19, 2017
DIS IZ TEH LOL OLD REEDING
Hughes 3, verse 12-31
Hughes 3, verse 12-31
OMG Ehud is teh bestest j00 evar
12 But aftar dis teh j00s was bad gain so Ceiling Cat givd dem 2 Eglon.13 Eglon had lotsa frends, even tho he waz a bad d00d. Hiz frendz be helpen him taek all the j00s.14 He was teh boss for 18 yrs.
15 Agen teh j00s was liek "Oh noes! Sry!" and cuz Ceiling Cat is nise he is save dem gain. He sendz Ehud hoo is left-handed 2 Eglon as slaev.16 B4 this, Ehud had maeked a sword, but he no ated it. Instead, he hided it in his pantz. Invisible sword!17 OMG Eglon was rly fatzors!!!1!! Roflcopter.18 Ehud gived Eglon a presnt he no had ated. Then he sended all his ppls way.19 Den 2 teh king he was liek "Oh, hai! I also has sikrit letr 4 u." Teh king was leik "All teh pplz leavz cept us."
20 Ehud told teh k1ng he had sikrit letr from Ceiling Cat. Eglon stooded up, wich was hard cuz he waz so fatz.21 Ehud taeked out hiz sword and stabd teh king. OMGWTF!!22 Teh sword went all teh way thru Eglon, even teh handlez. Even tho it was a rly nice sword, Ehud just left it ther cuz the fat covrd it up like it ated it. It wuz gros.23 Then Ehud was leik "kthxbye" and he left, but cuz he was smartz he lokt the dor.
24 Then the kings d00ds caem bak but cuz the dor wuz lokt they thot he was makin poops.25 They waited fur long tiem, but ventually got borded and opend teh dor wit kee, and saw teh ded king.
28 Then he told teh j00s to get wepns and kill all teh not-j00s, and dey do dis cuz Ehud was rly cool.29 They killd tenthousnd buff d00ds.30 Then teh j00s got to b in charg of teh other d00ds.
Dis other guy Shamgar is cool 2, so we tokk bout him, k?
31 He killed leik 600 pplz with a stik. He wuz cool
