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Sunday, March 19, 2017

 
DIS IZ TEH LOL GOSSPELL REEDING

jahn sx,, versa 60-71

Teh mani homiez o Jebus 
60 Teh homiez wuz dare and sed, "WTF? Dis iz diffrnt! Hoo kin hang?"
61 Jebus noo his homiez wuz hissing 'bout dis. He sez, "Homiez! Dis ain't new!62 Wut if u see'd teh Son of Catz rize up to teh ceiling?63 It iz teh ghostcat givz lifz, teh flesh don't mattrz! Teh wrds I sed iz sprit n lifz.64 But dare r kittehz dat don't beleev." Jesus noo dat the kittiez dat didn't beleev wud betryz him.65 He sez, "Dis b wy I sez nun kin comz to me lest ceiling cat sez so."
66 Lotza kittehs scatz n didn't comz bak.
67 Jebus sed to hiz homiez, "Do u wantz to scatz?"
68 Simon Peter sed to Him, "D00d, wherz we go? U iz teh cookiez of lifz.
69 We beleevz u iz teh wun Ceiling cat sez is goodz stuffz. srsly."
70 Jebus sez, "Did I not chooz u twelve? Iz not wun of u a devilcatz?"71 Jebus wuz talkinz 'bout Judas, teh wun hoo beetrayz him, wun of teh twelve.

dis b teh word ov teh ceeling kat
tnx b too celling kat
go ehn pees, n survz teh ceeling kat

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