Sunday, May 01, 2016
DIS IZ TEH LOL OLD TESMENT REEDING
Joshoowah 2, VURSZ 14-24
Joshoowah 2, VURSZ 14-24
14 Teh speizekats sez "K! U doan tel an wheel protexx U n yr Famabalies"
15 So she bryng out looong peece uv string, nawt fur play wit, but 2 climb down wall uv citi.16 She tellz dem to run way an hyde. Tehn wayt 3 daze bein hidden an den tehy wil B saef.
17 Teh 3 spiez sez "Wee wil keep promiss,18 butt wen ar armi cums heer, U will lett uz no wer U liv an yor famablies wil B in yr hows. Srsly.19 All yr famabaly mus stay in an B guud house kittehs until we R dun conk-ring yr citi. If dey R on teh street, tehy mite B all bluudy hackd up ded bi uss.20 Maik sur yu STFU abowt us an hour mishin, or teh promis iz off."
21 She sez "K!". So teh 3 spiexz buggrd orf owt uv teh citie an hidd. An tehn she tyed a red stryng in teh windoe 2 mark er howse. She didn play wit teh strynge, neithr.
22 The Speiex were K. Tehy hid 4 thre dais an wernt fownd.23 Tehy wentt hoam, owt uv teh hils an croxx teh ribber, foun thair leder Joshua an spild ther guts verbly.24 Tehy sez "Ceiling Cat iz winrar! We can has noo landz. Teh kittehs ther nao R pissin ther pants wit feer."
