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“Hear, O Israel! U iz goin ovr that big rivr k? U iz goin ta kik da strong cats out of theyz cat trees, theyz carpt towr strong wiz da Ceiling, kittehs big an tall, da sons of Anakim, who uz all know an herd ov othr cats sey, ‘Who finks they is bad nuff to evn fink they kin luk at Anak- SRSLY.’ “Know den todai that it iz da Ceiling Cat that chillz in frunt ov uz eyez az a awsum fire. Da Ceiling Cat will destroy them an mak them get hypnotized so that uz cn go in an tell them to GIT OUT NOW, DIS MAI HAUS! An kill them all ded, just az Ceiling Cat telz u.

“An just so uz know, da Ceiling Cat iz not giv all u kittehs theyz kitteh condo becuz u iz ossum. Ceiling Cat giv u they haus becuz they iz evl cats dat hog too much tiem in da littrbox an nevr let any other kittehs use it, that iz y da Ceiling Cat iz liek ‘WTF, GTFO!’ An becuz him wants to tell d00ds, uz dads, Abraham, Issac, an Jacob him wuz SRSLY bout that promise of cheezburgrs him said all them yrs ago.