Sunday, May 03, 2015
DIS IZ TEH LOL OLD TESTMENT REEDING
Dooteronomee sevn, vursz 12-26
17 you might be leik "AHH DESE PPLZ HAZ MORE 1337 SKILLZ DEN US. WUT WE DOZ?"18 but dunn be scareded: teh Ceiling Cat will help youz kill dem.19 you rememberz how teh Ceiling Cat saved you from teh bad stuffz, wit teh glitz n glamour. he'll kill yer enemiez wit dat same glitz n glamour.21 dun be scared bcuz i'm not even making dis up, teh Ceiling Cat iz "a great and awesome God". so giv him prpz fer dat.22 teh Ceiling Cat will kill yer enemiez, maybe a bit slowz. he can't kill dem all at once, jeez.23 but teh Ceiling Cat will give dem to youz, an you can do a lot of teh workz too.24 teh Ceiling Cat will give you der 1337-est dudez, an you will wipe der names of teh highscore lists. you'll kill dem.25 der gods pics will burn in teh fiyaz. dun give dem any moneyz, and dun take any eitherz. dat ain't cool.26 dun let one of dem into yer house. make sure you hate demz, an all will be wellz.
Dooteronomee sevn, vursz 12-26
12 so if you do dat, den teh Ceiling Cat will luvz you ferever.13 he'll luv youz an blezz youz an give you lotz of womenz to have bbyz wit. an you'll have wine n bread n catnip n stufz.14 basikally even yer animalz will have lotz of bbyz.15 teh Ceiling Cat will be leik COLD MEDS an you'll never git sik. an all teh ppl who hate you will getz real sik.16 you hazta kill all pplz dat aren't lovin' teh Ceiling Cat. or dey'll trap youz.
17 you might be leik "AHH DESE PPLZ HAZ MORE 1337 SKILLZ DEN US. WUT WE DOZ?"18 but dunn be scareded: teh Ceiling Cat will help youz kill dem.19 you rememberz how teh Ceiling Cat saved you from teh bad stuffz, wit teh glitz n glamour. he'll kill yer enemiez wit dat same glitz n glamour.21 dun be scared bcuz i'm not even making dis up, teh Ceiling Cat iz "a great and awesome God". so giv him prpz fer dat.22 teh Ceiling Cat will kill yer enemiez, maybe a bit slowz. he can't kill dem all at once, jeez.23 but teh Ceiling Cat will give dem to youz, an you can do a lot of teh workz too.24 teh Ceiling Cat will give you der 1337-est dudez, an you will wipe der names of teh highscore lists. you'll kill dem.25 der gods pics will burn in teh fiyaz. dun give dem any moneyz, and dun take any eitherz. dat ain't cool.26 dun let one of dem into yer house. make sure you hate demz, an all will be wellz.
