Sunday, May 24, 2015
DIS IZ TEH LOL GOSSPELL REEDING
Luk ate, vursz 40-56
Luk ate, vursz 40-56
A dead grl an a sik womn
40 Jesus wented hoam an evriwun wuz happi to see him.41 Dis d00d Jairus wantid Jesus to com to hiz hous42 bcz hiz onli dauter wuz dyin. She wuz liek twelv.
So menni peeplz wantid to see Jesus dat teh croudz almos crushted him.43 Diz womn dere had been bleedin for twelv yeerz an no wun cud help her.44She sneakted up behiend Jesus an touchted teh edj of hiz coat an she stoppted bleedin.
So menni peeplz wantid to see Jesus dat teh croudz almos crushted him.43 Diz womn dere had been bleedin for twelv yeerz an no wun cud help her.44She sneakted up behiend Jesus an touchted teh edj of hiz coat an she stoppted bleedin.
45 Jesus wuz liek "OK who didded dat?"
Evribodi wuz liek "not me d00d" an Peter wuz liek "Itz crowdid LOL."
Evribodi wuz liek "not me d00d" an Peter wuz liek "Itz crowdid LOL."
46 Jesus wuz liek "Sumwun touchtid me, I feeld it."
47 Teh womn wuz liek "OMG pwned" an she admittid evrithin.48 Jesus wuz liek "U wuz healded bcz u beleevd. U can go now."
49 Sumwun caem to tel Jairus hiz daughtr wuz ded an dat he shud leav Jesus aloen.
50 Jesus wuz all "Doant wurri, if u beleev she wil be OK."
51 When Jesus gotted to Jairus's house he wudnt let enniwun com in wif him. Except Peter. An John an James. An Jairus an his wief of corse, it wuz deir house LOL.52 Evribodi wuz cryin. Jesus wuz all "STFU, shez jus sleepin."
53 Evribodi wuz all "LOL n00b shez dead."54 But he helded her paw an wuz liek "U can get up."55 An she did. Jesus wuz liek "giv her a cookie."56 Her parintz wuz all "OMG WTF," but Jesus telld dem not to tell ennibodi.
dis b teh wurdz ov teh ceeling kat
tnx b too ceeling kat
go ehn pees n survz teh ceeling kat
