Sunday, September 14, 2014
DIS IZ TEH LOL NU TESTMENT REEDING
furst Korintheeanz sx, vursz 12-20
18 Don't do teh badz harblez. Othr bad thingz iz bad enufz but dey iz outsied teh bodi. Bad harblez duz rong to ur bodi.19 Teh Hovr Cat iz in u, makin ur Ceiling Cat's tempul. U belongz to Ceiling Cat20bcz he boughted u. So treet ur bodi riet for him.
furst Korintheeanz sx, vursz 12-20
Seckx haz rools too!
12 Evrithing is tasty, but not evrithing is good for me. Evrithing is tasty, but num-numz won't mastr me.13 "Cookies for teh tummi, n teh tummi for cookies" - but Ceiling Cat will destroi bofe of dem. Teh bodi iz for Ceiling Cat, n Ceiling Cat for teh bodi.14 Ceiling Cat makeded teh ded liv, n he wil do us too.15 If u thinkz about it, ur bodiez is liek Christ's armz an legz. What if I taeks Christ's armz n legz n putz dem togethr wif a h00kr? Liek Frankenhookr? DO NOT WANT!16 If u iz wif a hookr, u is joinded wif her bodi. Liek it sez, "Teh two wil becom wun bodi." Creepi.17 So be wun wif Ceiling Cat instedz.
18 Don't do teh badz harblez. Othr bad thingz iz bad enufz but dey iz outsied teh bodi. Bad harblez duz rong to ur bodi.19 Teh Hovr Cat iz in u, makin ur Ceiling Cat's tempul. U belongz to Ceiling Cat20bcz he boughted u. So treet ur bodi riet for him.
